paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

(Source: dad-buscemi)

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god

she calls it a skoat im cr ying